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women are from venus

A little boy asked his mother Why are you crying? Mother: Because Im a woman Boy: I dont understand Mother: And you never will The boy then asked his father Why does mother cry for no reason? His father could only say All women do that The little boy then grew to be a man, but he was still puzzled. Finally he asked God why. God said:When I created women, I wanted someone special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the burdens of the world, but soft enough to provide comfort. I gave her inner strength to endure child birth And accept rejection after rejection from her child. I gave her the force to persevere when others Give up, and to care for her family through all suffering And anguish without a word of complaint I gave her sensitivity to love her children unconditionally, even when they break her heart. I gave her the strength to support her husband Through his failures and to complete his ribs To protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband will never ...

flood?

i woke up to two women's screaming( or rather one woman,one young lady) thinking that it's my neighbours only to realise that it came from my very own kitchen. both mummy and meizai were screaming their heads off and after sometimes i finally make up what's going on. meizai who din noe tat e tap of the kitchen's bathroom,the cold water side once you turn it on,it cannot be turn off. ok,becoz we dun use the kitchen bathroom. and it has been spoiled for month(dun ask me y no one bother to repair). and after months,out of the blue little june decided to use tat particular tap to wash her shoes. and ta-da she almost (almost) flood the bathroom. and she scream for mummy's help and mummy cannot figure it out y little june did not noe abt e faulty tap and went screaming. and little june screaming even louder sayin it's not her fault. mind u they were loud,i bet the whole blk heard them! and mum probably dun noe wat a crisis is went all paranoid and called daddy,aunty a...

Yoz!

ok,i have decided to move to blogspot cause i reckon it's quite sickening to keep receiving my mails tellin u i've updated my blog. well,unless u like to read. so before i turn into a nuisance, ta-da i've moved here! not only so, i made,well sort of made dorc create her own blog! okok i noe we r kinda slow.ok.very slow. but better late then never ya!:)